25
Aug
Aziz’s Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last Night…
Friggin’ hilarious! :oD
Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world!
Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow.
Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out!
Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow.
Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!!
Aziz: I’m good man.
Barack: Biden said you are a pussy.
Aziz: I’m pretty beat man, tell Joe congrats.
Barack: Come on playerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Shawties got dem apple botttom jeaannns, and da booots wit da furrrrrrrrrs….
(After 4 minutes of no response)
Biden: WAKE
Biden: YO
Biden: ASS
Biden: UPPPPPPPPPPPP
Biden: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Aziz: Fuck! Okay! Where you guys at?
Barack: Shit. Bar closed up. We heading to get food now. Brunch/Death Race tomorrow?
Aziz: Sure.
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this is old. but ever since i read this (like...month or whatever ago), i cant help but...
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I know I’m late to this one, but seriously — hilaaaarious.
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This is so funny because my friends and I have been having these conversations about Obama and
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Exactly the reason why I would vote for this man.
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Friggin’ hilarious! :oD
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Human Giant’s Aziz Ansari
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READ THIS NOW! I knew Obama was a motivator, but wow.
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Dammit. Why did everyone get a text message but me. I was one of the first to sign up for your stupid text messages, and...
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Maybe I will just reblog Aziz Ansari content
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